Monday, 11 April 2016

Monday Moanings - April 11, 2016

A Letter to Spring

My dear Lady of Radiant Joy,

I do so love your annual visits - your soft fingers of brightness empower my post-winter days, stirring me to new hopes, new dreams, coaxing new life out of my hibernating soul. Your fresh greens and blossoms full of promise are the delight of my days.

And oh how I thrill to the solar system's announcement of your opening day - this year in particular, no doubt due to Winter's less than stellar sojourn in the land. BUT it has now been over three weeks since the Sun's proclamation and you have yet to grace my doorstep.

There is much grumbling in the realm, my dear. People are rather upset about your absence, so much so that some have filed "Missing Person" reports, while others have declared an "Error 404" condition (file or directory not found). There have also been a few notices of termination issued, pink slips with your name on them and the words, "You're FIRED!"

Can you blame them? Just look at this morning's offering:

I prefer a more conciliatory approach to address this issue with you, a kinder, gentler therapy. I understand how hard it is to face down a blustering winter windbag. I understand your reluctance to stand your ground against a bully who has overstayed his seasonal booking. So I forgive your meandering March missteps. I forgive your awkward April absence.

Now, how can I help you overcome the obstacles in your way? May I suggest some assertiveness exercises, along with a twelve step confidence building and self-esteem enhancement program?

All of which will be fast-tracked, I assure you.
Together we can do this.

Come along now dear.
Take my hand and let's get this done.
It's time.

Hugs & kisses

P.S. --

(just in case all you need is a swift kick)

©2016 April Hoeller


  1. I went surfing for spring related poetry..... found many interesting's one paragraph from Matt Burgett's Approaching Spring....
    Spring will soon be here
    Away from winter's snow
    Drying up every frosty tear
    And causing the landscape to glow......

  2. Ha ha....loved this one.... come on Spring, show your stuff in Stouffville soon...