Monday, 6 July 2015

Monday Moanings - July 6, 2015

Is it going home time yet?

I asked myself this very question six hours ago, at 10am. I think I'm having stress.

But I know how to cope - FOOD! One can't possibly eat and be stressed at the same time.
Who's bright idea was that design feature for the human body?

With a wedding coming up, this mother of the bride is happy to report a larder stocked with bins of organic greens, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and celery. There's also a supply of good proteins, tuna, salmon and chicken, to round out the plate. Blah, blah, blah...

I dodged a bullet after the gym this morning by avoiding the snack aisle of the grocery store. I could murder a package of potato chips right now. Carrots and celery will never achieve the heights of satisfaction that those slender rounds of salt + fat + carbs with crunch can attain. I'll have to be content in knowing that my resolve this morning spared a bag of chips from annihilation.

"Twas a far far better thing that I do than I have every done..." Yeah, right!  Get a life April!

How about some more food for thought:

I'm thinking about a cheeseburger in paradise? with Jimmy Buffett? Now you're talking...

©2015 April Hoeller


  1. This isn't fair April. You bypass the packet of potato crisps and then tempt me with all these delicious food photos??? I'm going to make a cup of masala chai with sugar to cope with the food cravings your post has set in motion...
    All the best for the wedding prep. xx

    1. Sorry about that, Arti. But I'm enjoying a masala chai with you today.