Monday Moanings - July 6, 2015

Is it going home time yet?

I asked myself this very question six hours ago, at 10am. I think I'm having stress.

But I know how to cope - FOOD! One can't possibly eat and be stressed at the same time.
Who's bright idea was that design feature for the human body?

With a wedding coming up, this mother of the bride is happy to report a larder stocked with bins of organic greens, cucumbers, carrots, zucchini and celery. There's also a supply of good proteins, tuna, salmon and chicken, to round out the plate. Blah, blah, blah...

I dodged a bullet after the gym this morning by avoiding the snack aisle of the grocery store. I could murder a package of potato chips right now. Carrots and celery will never achieve the heights of satisfaction that those slender rounds of salt + fat + carbs with crunch can attain. I'll have to be content in knowing that my resolve this morning spared a bag of chips from annihilation.

"Twas a far far better thing that I do than I have every done..." Yeah, right!  Get a life April!

How about some more food for thought:

I'm thinking about a cheeseburger in paradise? with Jimmy Buffett? Now you're talking...


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