Showing posts with label summer heat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label summer heat. Show all posts

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Thursday, or Thereabouts - July 21, 2016







Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the A/C is so delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Be it so, be it so, be it so...








As has been stated here many times in the past, I'm not a fan of hot weather. The 3-H's - hazy, hot and humid are not on my Christmas card list - maybe they should be?? I do know that there are folks out there for whom the ideal summer is an endless parade of sultry days where air temperatures soar past 30°C. To you hot bodies, I apologise for this blast of cold air.


When our children were young, a string of hot days brought challenges. Yes we had air conditioning in the house but after about three days of indoor life, the blanket forts, videos, and crafts lost their appeal and cabin fever soon raised my indoor temperature beyond tolerable. On those days, we made good an escape. If the budget permitted I'd take them to freeze in a movie theatre. There was something fun about bundling up to sit in a theatre when outside a t-shirt was too warm. There were giggles galore along with occasional complaints about cold noses.

 
Most often, we headed to the cool Mall. Again out came the jackets. I had rules of course - no fighting, or screaming. Violations were punishable by immediate departure for all. That only happened once. For the most part these excursions were cheap entertainment - there was always something new to see - and mmmarvellous mmmuffins® (as the shop was known back then), was always good for a snack. The biggest, most exciting discussion was about what muffins to take home for Daddy.







The mall outing always included some small toy, craft, colouring book and maybe even brand new crayons or markers from Lewiscraft (no longer a retailer).  And sometimes there was even lunch out in the food court. Then with muffins and nick knacks and smiles we headed home, where there were homemade popsicles, lemonade and rest before supper. Then it was off to the baseball diamond or soccer pitch, and sometimes both depending on which child was playing when.

































Those were the days!

The best kind of 3-H days - Happy, Healthy, Home 





©2016 April Hoeller













Thursday, 14 July 2016

Thursday, or Thereabouts - July 14, 2016


My ice cream is melting...








Road tar is melting.

Electricity usage is skyrocketing.
Train rails are in danger of buckling.
Temperature records are breaking.

And I'm working up to a feverish discussion of these malevolent "3H's" - Hazy, Hot, and Humid.

I told you so! It told you this day would come, five months ago.

With a little reverse engineering here's how some of that post from February might read today:

Yet another sinister stifling mass of tropical air has propelled heat indices (temperature + humidity) into the 40's C.

Remember this sweltering heat when the weather patterns reverse engines and exhale ice crystals.






And just in case you've forgotten what that looks like, here are a few gentle reminders.
Think of this as a breath of fresh air;
nostril-sticking, breath-catching, snow-squeaking, hot water vapourizing, fresh air!









Ahhhh... 
Doesn't that feel better?

Chill!






©2016 April Hoeller


Thursday, 27 February 2014

Thursday, or Thereabouts - February 27, 2014

Fair Warning





Yet another sinister swirling mass of arctic air has hijacked positive temperatures.
Remember this breathtaking chill when the weather patterns reverse engines and fire breathe out a blistering heat wave. It will happen and there will be complaints about that too.






I give you fair warning that I will be among the first to rant about the heat.
Be prepared for feverish discussions of those malevolent "3H's" -
Hazy, Hot & Humid. 

Oh I can just feel it now -
sweltering, sweating, bug swotting,
sunscreen slathering, hammock swinging, lemonade drinking,
barbeque smokin', strawberry picking, corn boiling, tomato reddening

HEAT!





Ahhhhhhhhh.....

©2014 April Hoeller